Ikemefuna is a house boy who drinks the wine of his boss with’ impunity’ then adds
water to cover his tracks. His boss was suspicious and decided to buy pasties – a French
wine that changes color if you add water just like dettol.
Unknowing, Ike drank from the wine and topped it up with water as usual……sadly, for
him, immediately the pasties became milky and when the boss arrived he noticed it and
knew he had nailed him.
The boss told his wife what he observed.
Ike knew he was in trouble and decided to stay put in the kitchen when his boss came
‘Ike’ he called from the sitting room.
“Yes boss”, Ike answered.
“Who drank my pasties”?
No answer. He asks again, still no answer.
Then the boss went to the kitchen to meet him there.
“Are you insane or what?” When I call you say “yes boss”,” but when I ask you a
question you don’t answer”?
Ike retorted “hmmmm Oga, when you are in the kitchen you don’t understand anything
at all except your name”!
“Is that so”? Asked the boss, “Ok go to the bar stand beside madam while I go in the
kitchen and then ask me a question”. Ike accepted.
When his boss was in the kitchen he shouted “boss” “yes Ike”, his boss answered. Ike
asked “who goes into the maids bedroom when madam is not at home?” no answer.
Ike shouted again “Oga, I say who dey sneak to the maids room when madam no dey
Boss runs back from the kitchen shouting “wonders will never cease, Ike, it is true, when
one is in the kitchen one does not hear anything except ones name”
The wife interrupted “that’s not true, it’s a lie without argument”
Ike asks madam to go in the kitchen to be tested. Madam agrees.
Ike asks, “Madam, who be junior’s real papa? Me or the boss”?
Madam rushes out of the kitchen. “This kitchen needs to be fumigated. I can’t understand
Does the noise of your guilt block your ears?Think about that