2011. I have just finished CPA, after years of struggle. If you know about CPA, you know it’s a struggle. And I’m not even a natural ...
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Random Memories – Gatecrashing an Office Party
One unusual Friday, my partner-in-crime Dan Mwaura and I are busy at our Lenana Towers office, working on a side hustle (he also happens to be a ...
Random Memories 6: My First Flight – Landing
Where did we leave it last time? Oh, I was getting high high in the sky on my very first flight. So, lets complete the flight and the landing, ...
Random Memories 5: My First Flight
We had gotten ourselves a business trip to India, Julie and I, for an e-Commerce and Customer Loyalty conference… To travel, you need ...
Random Memories 4: Slippery Nipples and a Blow Job
There is a common saying among my crew, “We belong to the clan of pigs. We eat anything.” Growing up, I have eaten anything I have ...
Random Memories 3: The Devil Did It
When I told you I was already a sexpert by Class 2, I know you said to yourself “this is one of those hopelessly spoilt brats.” No. I ...
Random Memories 2: The Sexpert
I was telling you the other day about my life with my grandparents. With the worms gone and a contract for the supply of mandazi signed with the ...
Random Memories 1: When I was a Soil Eating Beggar
Let’s start from the beginning. To as far as I can remember – when I was a beggar. Literally. I am my parents’ first born.We ...
A Tribute to my Father: The Original Kibuacha
My father will die tonight at 11 pm. One minute he will be strong, with his thunderous voice speaking in bravado against the scum of the earth. ...
RECAP 2020 – it wasn’t a bad year, after all
2020, a year we will all remember, and tell tales about forever. The year when we got locked at home like zero grazed cattle. When normal human ...
30 years
December 23, 1989 is the most important day in my life. It is the day that bore this life, and generation, into existence. It is the day that ...
Who Cursed my Farming Career?
I never wanted to be a farmer. I hated farming right from childhood despite my mother being an addicted farmer. Addicted to the level that only ...
Funniest Book I Read: The Last Black Unicorn – Tiffany Haddish
If you have watched Girls Trip (yes, I have a feminine side), you know Tiffany Haddish. She was my favourite character in the movie, mostly ...
Addis Ababa I
There were many reasons why I was looking forward to my hastily prepared trip to Addis Ababa, Ethiopia. Let’s assume the beautiful women we ...
Fatherhood Chronicles: Her name will be Calla.
On 19th May 2018, an event was going down at the Nairobi Children’s Home in Lower Kabete. There was food, games, lots of gifts, and cake. ...
Talking to stones
Have you ever looked at stones and wondered if they communicate, if they have senses, if they have life in there? I mean, they can’t just ...
Am I a Writer? Naah!
I am a reader, that I know. And again, you cannot prove if I am a good reader or not. But writer? Bla blah blah. Let’s take it back ...
Books I read in February
In January, I started my new journey of reading multiple books per month (btw, the picture above is of my growing third library). I did 2 ...
Bad Debt Chronicles: Musa
Everybody has encountered one, or many. Those people who, giving them a debt, under any circumstance, is like throwing your money into a pit ...
Miathene Mono – My First Day in High School
I have seen a few monos in the streets this week. You can tell a mono from a mile away, you can smell even a mono. You can see it in the clothes, ...
Things 2016 Taught Me
I can’t believe 2016 was the same 12 month-long year as every other one, it felt much much shorter. What happened to the good old days when ...
Boys and Dogs
It’s Sunday morning. It’s been a week since you had your last bath. Your legs are the real definition of mpararo – complete ...
Be like my Great Great Grandfather, Switch off WhatsApp!
My great great grandfather’s name was Thamunyari. Don’t beat your head over the name because you have never heard it. It is extinct. He is the ...
My Wife and I: I Will be a Perfect Husband
The other day, I I told you I am looking for a wife. I told you, candidly, what I am looking for in my wife. That turned out to be one of the ...
I am Looking for a Wife!
Have you slept hungry, not because you don’t have food in the house, but because cooking sucks, especially when you know you will eat it ...
Nairobi Initiation 6: I Have Been Conned, and Mugged.
I am walking home from college. Remember, I am doing CPA at Vision and I live in Plot 10, Kirinyaga Road. Just past Globe Cinema, this guy meekly ...
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FROM THE VERGE: A look back at iconic Nokia phones
Collection by Aaron Souppouris ( @AaronIsSocial ) – The Verge Today, depending on your perspective, we ...
HOW I GOT MY TWITTER ACCOUNT SUSPENDED, AND RESTORED
You have been on Twitter for some time now. You know how hard it is to get ONE twitter follower. Then one day, you open twitter and see this: ...