Laugh. Laugh again. That’s exercise. Because, as always, Gitura stories are fun. If you read this blog, you know my village, Gitura. If you ...
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Gitura Chronicles Gitura 3 – Circumcision and Kabaine
Living in towns is depressing. You wake up at the same time in the morning, wear plain boring clothes, go to the same office or class, or job ...
Miraa Chronicles
I will tell you something we people of Maua don’t like hearing but is true. Miraa is a drug! That’s right and I’m saying it ...
Random Memories – Gatecrashing an Office Party
One unusual Friday, my partner-in-crime Dan Mwaura and I are busy at our Lenana Towers office, working on a side hustle (he also happens to be a ...
A Man’s Guide to Being a Real Man
The other day I told you to Be A Man … but I did not tell you how. Today I will pass some wisdom over to you. Keep it in thine heart. HERE ...
Yo! Yo! I am a Rapper.
I am a rapper. At heart, everywhere. And now, it’s time to roga you musically. How do I know that? That I am a super MCee, super lyric ...
Chronicles of my Village, Gitura 2
Due to public demand, let’s continue from where we left. About the great city of Gitura. Well, it’s a village, but there is a Pastor ...
Chronicles of my Village, Gitura
The other day I was told of a women group on Facebook rivalling Kilimani Mums… it’s called Vuteni Stool. When a woman says, ...
Boys and Dogs
It’s Sunday morning. It’s been a week since you had your last bath. Your legs are the real definition of mpararo – complete ...
If you are Circumcised
“Kama umetahiriwa nitusi tena.” I was in my village last week. And I took a walk around the village one fine evening inspecting ...
Random Memories 4: Slippery Nipples and a Blow Job
There is a common saying among my crew, “We belong to the clan of pigs. We eat anything.” Growing up, I have eaten anything I have ...
Random Memories 3: The Devil Did It
When I told you I was already a sexpert by Class 2, I know you said to yourself “this is one of those hopelessly spoilt brats.” No. I ...
Random Memories 2: The Sexpert
I was telling you the other day about my life with my grandparents. With the worms gone and a contract for the supply of mandazi signed with the ...
Random Memories 1: When I was a Soil Eating Beggar
Let’s start from the beginning. To as far as I can remember – when I was a beggar. Literally. I am my parents’ first born.We ...
Invest in Your Woman!
The past few weeks have been quite fast for me. Long nights, hard work (which I enjoy a lot, by the way), hours facing a screen of sorts and, ...
Hello – The Nonsense Cover
Hello Niaje How have you been? You liked 11 photos on my Instagram yesterday, Did you stop because my 12th pic is a #WCW? That made me think ...
Have You Seen This Idiot?
I hate Whatsapp! Let me rephrase that. I dislike some aspects of Whatsapp. Like the endless viral messages you receive from 69 people and in 13 ...
THAT Year After High School
KCSE is over! I had forgotten about KCSE, it’s existence, and importance till this year. My brother, who has had a very difficult high ...
A Kenyan Man Goes to Buy Condoms
So the girl you have been eyeing for ages has finally accepted a sleepover and you have a feeling that this will be a good night. You had praised ...
I am Looking for a Wife!
Have you slept hungry, not because you don’t have food in the house, but because cooking sucks, especially when you know you will eat it ...
Baite Inside! Yes, I am a Meru!
A few weeks ago, I was lazily scrolling my Facebook when I saw a beauty. Some of you will call me a fisi, but males are supposed to ...
Nairobi Initiation 6: I Have Been Conned, and Mugged.
I am walking home from college. Remember, I am doing CPA at Vision and I live in Plot 10, Kirinyaga Road. Just past Globe Cinema, this guy meekly ...
Nairobi Initiation 5: Plot 10, the Sin City.
Have you ever lived in a remote control house? These are the houses, err, cubicles where a 6 by 3 ft bed fills the room. You can touch all four ...
Nairobi Initiation 4: “We Ate Bread With Sirua!”
If you are reading this,you must have read part 1-3. Thank you for sticking with me. This is a true story and I have evoked nostalgia in some of ...
The Nairobi Initiation 3: “I Swear I Didn’t Do It. Blame the Cat”
So I came to Nairobi… And did all manner of things, including walking all the way to Rongai and meeting my high school sweetheart, Makena. ...
The Nairobi Initiation 2: “I Walked to Rongai!”
I was telling you the other day of some villager’s(aka yours truly) ‘soft’ landing in the largest metropolis in Eastern ...
The Nairobi Initiation 1: “I Will Be Your Host Tonight!”
The year is 2008. It is first of July and I am at the bus office bidding my mum goodbye. I am going to the big city alone for the first time,for ...
KIDS AND THEIR CLASS ANSWERS
I adore babies, I really do. So, when my times comes, I will have a dozen. I dislike viral forwarded messages on email, text, WhatsApp and ...
Witty & Intelligent HR Questions & Answers
Witty…funny…just as I like them. Had to share: Here are some of the typical HR questions asked to find out if the candidates have ...
THE ART AND SCIENCE OF MEMES
Watch your Facebook or Twitter TimeLine for a minute…There! You saw a meme, right? Some go viral, and a lot more get stifled under the ...
Its Kenya Vs Nigeria on TWITTER!
Well, #KOT is at it again.This time against Nigeria. How it strarted: When the Kenya National Team went to Nigeria for the World Cup qualifier ...
WHAT POLITICIANS POSTED ON FACEBOOK AFTER ELECTIONS
As always, Kenya has one of the craziest, most creative lot on Facebook and Twitter. When they are not telling foreign journalists off, they are ...
THE TUJUANE MEME COLLECTION
Tujuane. Lets know each other. Well, that sounds like a dating site…only that now it’s a TV show on KTN. I wouldn’t have ...
CRAZY #KOT AND #MKZ DEBATE ANALYSIS
Dictionary for Dummies:#KOT-Kenyans on Twitter#MKZ-Mukuru Kwa Zuckenburg-Facebook Having nailed that,The First Presidential Debate went down ...
AMAZING CVs II
Recently, Nairobi governor aspirant Jimnah Mbaru posted a 37 page CV that went viral on Social media.The catch? It was posted on facebook notes! ...
AMAZING CVs I
How people present themselves through their CVs! Look at these,you might want to revise yours! A Horror poster. Facebook works too! ...
KALEMBE NDILE’S LETTER TO MICROSOFT:HILLARIOUS
Got this from circles.Had to share: 1. We have bought a computer for our home and we found problems, which I want to bring to your notice. 2. We ...
Life and Times of a Idle Youth
The phone rings at 8:00 am,very irritating….I look at it with one eye and gauge its importance in my dream.Its dad..he can wait.I hit the ...