There is a TT dubbed #SomeoneTellLinturi regarding an MP who appeared in TV stations on Wednesday, whining in a rather accented voice that the Salaries and Remuneration Commission that deals with MPs and other Public Officials’ salaries had overstepped their mandate and called for the Commission’s wind up.

Previously, MPs used to mug us, Taxpayers at gun point.  They would wantonly set their pay, and resist any tax on it, they drove huge cars-my sweat. A traditionally severely divided lot, they would speak in one voice during such discussions. At one point, only Karua and Peter Kenneth were against such a move.

When they were ordered to pay taxes, they said they wanted more salary, so that the taxman can deduct that extra amount as tax, one said they were not gaining, it was a +1-1 math. Then a few of them decided to make it a publicity stunt, Queing at KRA to pay tax. It was ceremonial to them- to us, it’s a crime not to.

Anyway, that is past.

Only that the past is back to haunt us. The devil bearing it this time is my MP.

I haven’t accepted him as my MP, whereas I wasn’t around, little birds tell me that he didn’t win fairly. Dead people rose to vote for him. IEBC official stamps were found somewhere in a bush. The man who was so vilified somehow won the election. Wonder where he got the votes-Don’t quote me.

Now, seeing him talk like that, and #KOT telling him as they (we) do, I felt ashamed.

Why do people have to be so greedy? Is it a curse unique to that house? Or is it a haunted house? We have seen several seasons of the Reality Show that is Kenyan Politics behave in exactly the same manner. Total disregard of the laws that be especially where their greedy, huge tummies are concerned.

And why did my MP choose to be the King Pig? I feel the nudge to call him a few select words, but I leave that to Cabu Gah. 

Friends, as it is now, I don’t have an MP.

I don’t. I am not at home anyway.

4 Comments SHAMED BY MY MP

  1. TomKimondo April 19, 2013 at 10:33 am

    Hamuezi muonea huruma? Ako na mistresses wawili, mmoja ako K.U mwingine ako Main. Na wote lazima waishi kwa apartments sio flats, hio rent unafikiria inatoka wapi? Not to mention wife wake ocha mahali pia anadai pesa. Pia ako na plans za kununua Range rover sport na kama sio hio at least anunue prado. Dont forget pia alitumia pesa mingi ku-bribe ma-voters kama Frank 89 ndio wampigie kura. Mamistresses wamesema watamuacha wakatafute MP ako na doh zaidi. Huyu jama anatetea tu linga yake ndio iendelee kushaft madame wake, na bila doh atabaki tu amestedi bure.

  2. dushisky April 19, 2013 at 10:55 am

    The guy is quite ugly

  3. Phil Xavier April 19, 2013 at 10:58 am

    we will complain 4 the next five years n after that we will vote them in again.

  4. defactosanity May 6, 2013 at 9:11 am

    It is not enough to blame them also blame the electorate that voted in this rapacious leaders. A harvest of poor grapes cannot yield great wine.


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