As always, Kenya has one of the craziest, most creative lot on Facebook and Twitter.

When they are not telling foreign journalists off, they are cajoling someone for what she said on reality TV, or analyzing politics with abandon.

Immediately after elections, this is what Politicians are ‘alleged’ to have conversed on Facebook,according to  Fans of Crazy Monday.

MUDAVADI Updates:
“I wish I knew”
Uhuru,Ruto,Balala and 467 other
governors and senators LIKE this.

UHURU:
Hehehe,told ya! *Ruto and 185 others
LIKE this*
RUTO:
@Uhuru,hehehe,you guy!
MUDAVADI:
@Ruto,whats funny??? Nkt!
RUTO:
@Mudavadi,ai, Everythng! Hahahaha
NGILU:
@Uhuru,hehehe,aki wewe! Spare the
guy! @Ruto,ati everything? Hahaha
MUTHAMA:
@Ngilu,hata wewe unacheka
Mudavadi? SMDH. Nyani haonikundule…I thot u lost da senator’s
post,
KALONZO:
@Muthama,tihihi,ati nini??
NGILU:
@Muthama,was I talking to You?? Puh
leeeeze! @Kalonzo,so utacheka ALL
DAY ama? Btw,i thot uko kotini ,
KALONZO:
@Ngilu,Kortini nikiduu? We send
lawyers ,my dia! Unafikiri kwenda kotinini ka kuchimba borehole? Lol!
MUTULA:
@Kalonzo,pwahahahahahaha! Ebu say
that again!
SONKO:
@Kalonzo,ai boss,wacha kucatchmafeelings buda,ni fb!
WAITITU:
@Hehehe,am enjoying the
conversation,
BISHOP WANJIRU:
@Waititu,keep enjoying the
conversation while KIDERO is enjoying
the victory!
WAITITU:
@Wanjiru,are YOU enjoying ANY
VICTORY YOURSELF??????
MUNGATANA:
@Wanjiru,we may have lost but aleastwe wil b in tha Government!
UHURU:
@Mungatana, hmmmm,okay….
RUTO:
@Uhuru,hahaha,na si unanibamba!
KABOGO:
@Mudavadi,too late 4u bro. Endaukauze miwa! lol !
RUTO:
@Kabogo,ati miwa?? Pwahahahahah!
Man,you just killed it!

MUDAVADI XYZ
XYZ

MUDAVADI:
@Kabogo,atleast it is LEGAL to sell
sugarcanes…..#peddler
KABOGO:
@Mudavadi,peddler my ass! Kwani niwewe na peddle??
MUDAVADI:
@Ruto, haiya,kwani leo unacheka? I
expectd uanze kulia!
NAMWAMBA:
@Mudavadi, pwahahaha,iyo ni kali !!! #
crybaby
DIDA:
You should ONLY insult when
offended. And when You do,dont over
do it. Leave some space for a reply.
SONKO:
@Dida,weh na wewe hapa sio debate!
Peleka ma punchlines Brookside!
MUITE:
@Sonko,ni BrookHOUSE. Sio
BrookSIDE. Brookside ni maziwa
budah! Hahaha

SONKO MANIFESTO
AREA 254

SONKO:
@Muite,kumbe umeONA iyo makosa??
Hehehe,enyewe uko na MACHO kali
boss! Lol!
KUTUNNY:
@Sonko,pwahahahaha! Wah! Iyo ni
kali! @Muite,de-activate account buda!
KARUA:
@Muite has a right to be heard and be
respected!
NGILU:
@Karua,kumbe Gichugu kuna network
ya fb??
WAITITU:
@Ngilu,Buahahahahahaha,aki umeni-
murder!@ Karua,iza jo!
KIDERO:
SMDH
KIYAPI:
@Kidero,SMDH too. Ebu twende inbox,
hapa ni utoi peke yake!
SHEBESH:
@Kiyapi,mafeelings nayo! Relax
buda,ni fb!
KIYAPI:
@Shebesh, yaaaaaaawwwn
SONKO:
@Kiyapi,una yawn na hauna meno??
ORENGO:
Dida diet@Sönko,pwahahahaha,i‘ve never liked
you lakini leo jo! Umeni-murder!
MARY WAMBUI:
@Chebes(shebesh) aki ya mungu reo
mumeniua! *Dead and Kiriamiti *!
NAMWAMBA:
@Wambui,ni CREMATED. Sio Kiriamiti!
Lol !
WAMBUI:
@Sasa wewe Namwaba,unagamba
gamba nini hapa? Unajua nirichida kiti
ya Othaya wewe? @Chebes,ta reke
jooke wíra itana shunwo certificate ya
TNA ni Mugambi,pwahahaha
SHEBESH:
@Wambui,pwahahaha,lakini tumia
lugha ya taifa hata kama bana! Lol!
WAMBUI:
@Chebes,lugha ya taiva kwani Othaya
ni taiva? Pwahahahaha!
*Mudavadi Removes Post*

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