FRANKMWENDA

The Writing of my Place in History

Hello – The Nonsense Cover


hello cover Kenya
Hello
Niaje
How have you been?
You liked 11 photos on my Instagram yesterday,
Did you stop because my 12th pic is a #WCW?
That made me think unanistalk,
Are you?

Hello, can you hear me?
Ni California (my childhood nickname),
Namiss vile ulikuwa unaniita Calif,
When we were young and free,
I am now older, just call me Frank. Nikuite Mama nani?

There is such a difference between us
I hear you have three kids..

Hello from Mauaaa!
Nimekaa nikikupigiaaa
To tell you, to send back, that teddy bear nilikupatiaaa
But when I call uko mteja,
Did you block my number,ama ulichange,
At least I can tell my current girlfriend I’ve tried,
To get that teddy bear back,
But it don’t matter. I clearly shouldn’t have told her about it..

Read:   THAT Year After High School

[Two days later]

Hello, how are you?
Did you get my voicemail? I’m sorry
Nilikuona online Whatsapp,
Haki umeblock number yangu?

And it’s no secret that I am looking for a wife,
I am running out of time.

So hello from Mauaaaa (Maua)
Niko base nachew miraaaa! (Miraa)
Najua, utaniita mbuzi, lakini sijali (sijali)
But seriously nitakutumia Njuri Ncheke,
Pick up the phone nikwambie,
Nitakununulia teddy bear nyingine unipatie hiyo,
Nilipewa na grandma,
It matters. Clearly I was in love with you when I gave it to you.

(High, highs, highry, handas)
(Nimekosa low za kuweka hapa)
Anymore

Hello from Mauaaa
I must have done this better than Jimmy Gaiiiit
Lakini, najua, ya Dela iko juu,
But when I did this nothing was on my miiiind,
Hello,I know I know this post doesn’t make sense,
At least I can say that I’ve tried (I’ve tried)
To say things that never came from my heart
But it don’t matter. I have done this post and I won’t delete it.

Read:   MY SABATTICAL: THE NEW ME

Seriously, though. Even that ‘album cover’ up there is nonsense.
🙂

I was an accountant who fell in love with writing, and eloped. Call me Social Media Accountant. The only way for me is through.

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5 Comments

  1. Hehehe wth lol

  2. Anonymous

    Hehehehehe….

  3. pukey

    lol….uko juuu bro!!!

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